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[Japan] Sexy Soul Calibur V ads cut the bullshit

1/26/12 10:00pm

Sex sells. This knowledge is probably as old as humanity itself and has always provided advertisers with a simple way to make their product seem more appealing. Sometimes subtle - sometimes less so.

Now when it comes to gaming, the best place to be looking for scantily clad babes are fighting games. It only makes sense therefore for the publishers to push their female fighters out into the spotlight to attract gamers and get them to buy their latest sequel. For the Soul Calibur series, this position was always filled by Ivy.

For the 5th installment in this classic fighting franchise, Namco-Bandai has now decided to screw subtlety and go straight for the bouncy goods. Take a look at these two ads from a Japanese magazine to see what I'm talking about:

 Dat ads.

And as if the images itself weren't blatant enough, get a load of the captions. The one on the left says "The biggest masterpiece of the series." If you look closely, you'll notice that the first two characters each have a dot over it - read them together and you get "shiri", which is the Japanese word for...well, ass. The second one isn't much better: "On this New Year, my breast swells with hope." Yeah...not just with hope I bet.

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g1 DISCUSSIONS

Altair0115

January 27, 2012 - 3:38pm

MUST. BUY. GAME.

Board_games_r_evil

January 27, 2012 - 1:49pm

i'd hit it... with a sword... and my penis

Screwy1

January 27, 2012 - 1:37pm

"Dat ads" lol. SC 2 will always remain my favorite. It's so well done on too many levels to bother listing. One of the few games I label as perfect. SC 1 holds a lot of good memories. SC 3..is shit. SC 4..is what SC 3 should have been. SC 5? Eeh, I'll gamefly it & see if it's worth owning. I agree that it feels like this title came out of nowhere but I guess they are puttin' it out while fighting games are hot, hot, hot.

Chikumo

January 30, 2012 - 5:59pm

Well, seems like the creators of SC did think of that. http://www.technologytell.com/gaming/files/2012/01/soul-calibur-v-voldo-...

Heigen

January 27, 2012 - 7:11am

"Fur coat wearing no knickers bitch" amirite? I think she is pretty classy with the stripper outfits thought. :3

ShinobiiOkamii

January 27, 2012 - 5:23am

I do not know how to respond to this... *Exhales deeply*

destructorv2

January 27, 2012 - 5:15am

Still no go for me, Ivy is getting old in both trying to sell her sexiness, as well as her age.

Kael Hyun

January 27, 2012 - 7:42pm

IIRC she's immortal. Age means shit bring on the loven'

HybridRain

January 27, 2012 - 12:16pm

like Ben said previously... she is now officially a GILF... *shivers* oh god...

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